#wtfmeg

Okurrr 💃😂 #cardi#lmfaookurrr#meme#memes#funny#lol#rollthatcoaster#2016#pineapplepizza#evilmonkey#pizza#idekbro#imdone#wtfmeg#doggo#peanutbutter#wtfmemes
What y'all 💬 🤔? I say 4 😂



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When they ask you to smile but all you actually care about is food
#foodislove #ijustrealizeditsactuallyjustrice #wtfmeg
Happy #inktober! Today my mind was so fried from studying for my health assessment exam that somehow the only thing i could think to draw for today was....a roasted turkey chef? I don’t even know.... also day 2’s very quick sketch of something i don’t have #tranquility .
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#inktober2018 #roasted #wtfmeg #nursingschoolgotmelike
I challenge any of you to top my Monday thus far.

Who knew that today I'd decide to finally try one of those weird red wine face mask thingys that visiting New York girlfriends love to bring me, and who knew that our tanned, good-looking mayor would pick THIS of all mornings to come calling in person to tell everyone on our street that the commune will be carrying out an aménagement of the village square and that the works would likely cause a certain amount of dérangement to us locals for a few months, for which he begged our pardon and understanding; and who knew that once he and I both got over our shock at my appearance, not only did we roar with laughter about it, we actually proceeded to have a perfectly amiable conversation about roundabouts before he waved a cheery goodbye and trundled off down the road as the rainclouds of doom cracked open. Oh my fucking god, who knew?

Consider this. It would have been unspeakably rude not to open the door to Monsieur le Bourgemestre, seeing as he had already spotted me in full living room disco mode through the front window. Also, it would have been even more bizarre to speak to him with a paper bag pulled over my head to conceal scary face mask, an option I considered for a nanosecond before realising I had no paper bags big enough.

What would you have done?

p.s. It's finally raining. Raining proper stair rods. What bliss.

p.p.s. These emoji clamps have nothing to do with anything that just happened. Surely you weren't expecting a selfie.

#livingmybestlife
#WTFMeg
#goodthingIdontcarewhatpeoplethink
#thehorror
#truestory
#bahahahaha
I have zero interest in sports. I consider toddler-herding a sport. Dog-walking is a sport. Weeding is a sport. Running to catch the train is a sport. But sport-sports? Gawd, no. So why was I chopping the dog's veg on the dining table while drinking wine and yelling my head off at the footy on my computer screen? It was 32°C yesterday, so I was probably demented by the heat. Or perhaps my football-crazed sister @gld0612 in San Francisco has infected me with her World Cup insanity. I'll be glad when all this nonsense is over and I can return to more sensible summer pursuits, like siestas. Meanwhile, GO BELGIUM! 🍾🔥⚽🇧🇪💪🏼💥🏆🍻⚽ #wtfMeg #fuckoffheatwave

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